These days I am at home most of the time – being that I am a
retiree-freelance-writer-sometime-job-seeker-revising-author-household-manager-recovering-reporter-corporate-communications-spinner.
(Note: My identity crisis may be a future post topic.)
As a result, I have developed a hate-hate relationship with
ROBOCALLS. You know, those recorded
calls that call and call again. All day long, they call. No relief on weekends
either.
It doesn’t matter if you are on the “do not call” registry.
We are. Robocalls don’t apply, in
general, and they can find you and call you as often as they like.
I just counted, and of the 30 calls showing on the caller ID
system today, half of them are robocalls. Have Mercy.
The dictionary defines robocall as:
ro·bo·call
ˈrōbōˌkôl/
noun
plural noun: robocalls
1.
an
automated telephone call that delivers a recorded message, typically on behalf
of a political party or telemarketing company.
Another on-line dictionary defines a robocall as a telephone
call that uses a computerized autodialer to deliver a pre-recorded message
without human intervention.
Originating in the early 1990s in politics (IT FIGURES), the
robocall today is also used by commercial businesses and telemarkers, and I
believe, a bunch of scammers. And, really bottom line, robocalls are annoying
as heck, and I’ve found no sure way to avoid them.
I share some of my avoidance tactics below, but so far, it’s
ROBOCALLS: 100, JACKIE: 0.
Some tactics I’ve tried:
1. Letting your phone ring until they give up
and/or you get a robocall voice mail.
2. Pushing
the answer button and then the end button in a super-duper fast hang up. That’ll
show ‘em.
3. My
oft-used useless response of answering and yelling into the phone “STOP CALLING
ME!” Then I hang up. That’ll really show
‘em.
4. Adding the oft-calling numbers to your blocked
calls list if your phone service provides this service. However, calls from the
same robocall fiend come from varying numbers, so that’s not a solution either;
and blocked calls are limited to 20, at least with AT&T.
Something I haven’t tried – recommended by a consumer
protection attorney on-line – is documenting all your robocalls, including
photographing the numbers calling and ID of organization, and then suing. Take ‘em
to court. Supposedly people have received up to $1,500 per call after
litigation. Yeah buddy. It’s temping, and if ever I would litigate, these
annoying calls might be sufficient reason.
According to Wikipedia, the federal Telephone Consumer Protection Act of 1991 (TCPA) regulates automated
calls. All robocalls, irrespective of whether they are
political in nature, must do two things to be considered legal. Federal law
requires all telephone calls using pre-recorded messages to identify who is
initiating the calls and include a telephone number or address whereby the
initiator can be reached.
I don’t think all my robocallers do that although many have a
name and a number if you have caller ID.
Others are unavailable, private or
unknown caller. I rarely listen to the
whole spiel but when I have, some will ask you to select 1 to talk to a person.
I’ve gone that route a couple of times, and shouted at the person my comeback
of “STOP CALLING ME!” and THEY hung up
on me (turnabout fair play, I suppose).
And, each day, there are more,
not fewer, robocalls.
NO wonder. When I Googled
robocalls, half the items are advertisements for robocall dialing equipment and
services.
“Lowest rate robocalls!”
“Easy robocalling system!”
“Send Millions of Automated calls; pay 7/10ths of
a Penny Per Minute!”
Jeez. They are
advertising something that we’re not really sure is really totally legal, AND
we know is absolutely annoying. And, you have to wonder, is this a legit
business marketing plan? Robocalls? How
effective? I’d never do business with anyone or organization or business that
uses this outreach tactic. Would you?
Just of kicks, here are examples of the robocalls we
get, daily, repeatedly.
“DID YOU KNOW THAT THE FBI REPORTS THAT A HOME IS BROKEN
INTO EVERY 5 MINUTES?”
“CONGRATUATIONS! YOU ‘VE WON A FREE CRUISE TO THE BAHAMAS!!!”
“THIS IS YOUR FINAL CALL ABOUT LOWERING THE INTEREST RATE ON YOUR CREDIT
CARD.” Repeated final call at least 100
times.
“ATTENTION SENIOR CITIZEN.” (That’s enough to make me hang
up).
I’m not a senior citizen (well, maybe AARP says I am, and I’ll
take that senior discount). I DON’T care
what the FBI says, and I wouldn’t take your supposedly free cruise if you paid
me.
I just want to go back to the time when hearing your home
phone ring meant that someone you know is calling you, with good news or just
to say Hi. It’s a PERSON who you probably DO want to talk to on the other end
of the line. It could be someone exciting calling or even that crazy friend of
yours. Anyone, please, except a robot.
Quote of the day/song of the day:
"People are crazy and times are strange. "
Things Have Changed, Bob Dylan.
Picture of the day:
In honor of my Auburn Tigers beating Texas A&M in fine fashion last week, here's a War Eagle sunset, with a Rising Moon (My Indian name) at Pine Barren Creek.
