Wilcox County: Why on earth people live there

Wilcox County: Why on earth would you live there?

That’s what lots of media folks asked after Wilcox County, Ala., where I lived for 14 years and covered as a reporter for more than 10 years before that, led off Alabama Gov. Robert Bentley’s State of the State address in mid-January. My adopted home county made the governor’s speech for its poverty and the hope invested in new industry locating there.

 The governor pointed to Wilcox County (located south of Selma, smack dab in the middle of the Alabama Black Belt) as being the poorest county in the state and the United States. This didn’t surprise anyone in Wilcox or surrounding counties.  Still, the mention brought statewide and regional media attention and repeated listings of grim statistics and the pointed question: “What on earth would make you live in Wilcox County?”

I’ll answer that question in a minute, but first the list of statistics. Wilcox County has:

• The highest unemployment in the state -- more than 20 percent after the wood products facilities in Pine Hill and surrounds closed during the height of the economic and housing crisis beginning around 2008. Unemployment was hanging in at around 16.2 percent most recently, a downtick probably due to folks giving up or running out of eligibility for unemployment;
•  75 percent single mother homes;
•  Almost 40 percent of its residents (and more than 50 percent of Wilcox children) living below poverty level;
• A median income of about $23,000, about half of the state average;
• 44 percent of the population dependent on federal assistance of some kind, some on all kinds.

Yes, Wilcox County is poor, majority black and has dual mostly segregated schools. It competes with other poor Black Belt counties for the “poorest” and most regrettable statistics, and often wins. But it’s sometimes close.

You’ll find no shortage of issues and challenges in Alabama’s rural counties. Wilcox doesn’t have a lock on poor and rural. And, unfortunately, whether in L.A. (lower Alabama), north Alabama or middle Mississippi, poor and rural often go together, and the reasons are age-old and complicated and simple at the same time. 

Having lived and worked in Wilcox County (and its northern sister, Dallas County and Selma, Ala.), I know some facts that counter the grim ones Bentley and others have quoted. Even if they don’t cancel out the sad stats, they bring a balance in the vein of, “you can’t always get (everything) you want.”

Sure, I know the poor Wilcox County. I’ve seen and been inside tumble-down houses and seen lines at the banks and grocery stores at the first of the month when the federal money comes in. I’ve known and written about poor but proud blacks and whites who make do best they can. Some never break the cycle; others scramble out of poverty with the help of education and determination. I’ve seen similar ramshackle houses in my birthplace and current home of Birmingham; only in Wilcox and other rural counties, there was likely a garden beside the poor person’s rural house, and maybe a cow, goats or chickens in the yard.

I write the “what’s good about Wilcox” list not because I have the solution to Wilcox County’s poverty or think it’s not important or a challenge to be met, but because I know Wilcox, its people, its culture and its beauty. And I know many folks who have been working to improve Wilcox and surrounds long before the governor or others paid fleeting attention.  

Here is my “what’s good about Wilcox” list, in no certain order:

• Two scholarship programs, founded by Wilcox ladies, use proceeds from timberlands they left in trusts to offer college scholarship funds to EVERY Wilcox County college student who applies and keeps a C average or better.  The Simpson Foundation and the Allyrae Wallace Educational Trust have helped hundreds of Wilcox young people graduate college – all because these two ladies valued education, loved their county and wanted all Wilcox students to have a chance.

• Black-owned businesses account for 66 percent of Wilcox County’s locally-owned businesses. Opportunity still exists for hard-working people of any color there. It ain’t easy, but folks in Wilcox County don’t expect easy. Also, most public offices in Wilcox are held by African-Americans. Overall, even though schools, most churches and funeral homes remain segregated, black folks and white folks there learned to work together and get along a long time ago.

• Catholic sponsored missions founded by the Selma-based Fathers of St. Edmunds and staffed by nuns from various orders serve the poor in Wilcox, Lowndes, Monroe and Dallas counties. The Edmundite missions in Wilcox are located at Pine Apple and Vredenburgh (actually at the Wilcox-Monroe county line) and include health clinics, elder care, housing improvement programs, preschool and summer education programs and food pantries. Three sisters from the Sisters of St. Joseph of Carondelet order staff the health centers, including Sister Doctor Roseanne Cook. Called the “Mother Teresa of Alabama” and an Alabama rural health award winner, Sister Doctor Cook serves two clinics, makes house calls and still admits to the local hospital. She and others who serve “the least of these” have been an essential link between health care and the poor and rural, old, young, black and white -- long before Obamacare became a word or a worry.

•  J. Paul Jones Hospital in Camden is still up, running, and serving Wilcox County at a time when very few rural counties still have hospitals. A hard-working local board, administrator and staff – and a public that voted additional tax on itself to keep the hospital going – should be congratulated for the hospital’s continued service and for another statistic about Wilcox County that’s good and laudable.

•  In the God-given category, I have to mention natural resources and the unspoiled beauty of Wilcox County. The Alabama River (Lake Dannelly/Miller’s Ferry) winds through the county, providing more miles of riverfront areas than any other southern Alabama county, (and a rare river that runs north, south, east and west). Called “ridiculously diverse” by a state biologist, the Alabama River, with its Spanish moss-covered, wooded riverbanks, plethora of alligators, growing bald eagle populations and uncrowded waterways,  is recognized as one of the best bass fishing spots in the state; the crappie fishing (my angling of choice) isn’t bad either. Located in the middle of legendary deer and turkey hunting country, Wilcox proudly claims to be a “sportsman’s paradise.” Local folks welcome the camouflage-covered out-of-town folks at the Piggly Wiggly as they purchase their breakfast stuff, steaks, ice and beer.
• Hunting and fishing don’t have a direct payroll of the new $1 million Golden Dragon copper tubing plant Bentley was bragging about that’s going up in Wilcox near Pine Hill at a community called Sunny South or the International Paper paper mill, the county’s current top employer, but they bring money to Wilcox County businesses and tax dollars to the counties and towns.  Plus, with Roland Cooper State Park and Corps of Engineers facilities, the wonders of Wilcox’s great outdoors are available to everyone, rich or poor.

• Historic homes, Gee’s Bend Quilters, Black Belt Treasures and GainesRidge -- combining some of my favorites here.
• Because the Yankees were so busy burning and looting Selma and its arsenal, they never got to Wilcox County, so it’s believed that there are more antebellum structures – mostly well kept and loved – in Wilcox than in any Alabama county except Mobile. You can see some of these historic structures at: http://www.wilcoxareachamber.com/category/wilcox-history/historic-structures/ and at http://www.ruralswalabama.org/counties/wilcox/
• Originating as the Freedom Quilting Bee, the Gee’s Bend Quilters’ fame has spread with the appreciation for their artistry and sales of their designs and quilts, now on Amazon, in trendy shops and E-bay. Their designs have been displayed at the Smithsonian and on U.S. postage stamps. Heck, the quilters have been featured on Oprah. Enough said.
• Black Belt Treasures in Camden is a non-profit that sells artwork and creations of all types, books to jewelry to paintings to quilts, all handmade by Black Belt area artists. http://www.blackbelttreasures.com/
• GainesRidge, located in one of those historic homes (family home of owner and chef Betty Gaines Kennedy), is a restaurant with food that rivals any of Birmingham’s well-known and bragged-about restaurants. Miss Betty’s black bottom pie made the list of 100 Alabama foods to eat before you die. And, an evening at GainesRidge is a bit more like visiting a friend who makes you welcome and cooks really, really well than going to a business for dinner. And, ask Miss Betty and she’ll tell you about the ghost that lives (mainly upstairs) at GainesRidge.
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• Community and people rank high on my “what’s good about Wilcox” list. This county of quality people, wide-open spaces, four (or is it five now?) red lights has intangibles that the dire statistics sometimes mask. That was the conclusion of Al.com columnist John Archibald who visited Wilcox and asked that question, “What on earth would make you live in Wilcox County?”
•  “It is a place to love and to lament, where charm struggles as a counterpoint to circumstance and the weight of history,” he concluded, after hearing from residents, white and black, who returned or never left this county with devastating statistics but where family, community, land, natural resources, safety, and, yes, just caring for each other, provide the whys.

I understand the whys and the why nots that rural counties, particularly Wilcox, struggle with. 

We came to Camden as “mill” people, meaning the big paper, building materials and forestry complex on Highway 10, then MacMillan Bloedel, brought us there. Even though we “weren’t from around here,” we soon found lifetime friends and a safe community where, literally, we didn’t lock our doors (and had to look for the keys when we sold to follow another job back to Birmingham), where we knew the children our children were with, their parents and probably their grandparents and where, when we heard the rare police or ambulance siren, we called said children’s cell phones and asked, “you okay? I just heard an ambulance.” Seriously.

One more reason: People do come home and stay. Rural counties like Wilcox are decreasing in population and sometimes bemoan a perceived “brain drain” caused when a county’s best and brightest don’t come back home to work and raise families, because of the lack of opportunity. This is true to some extent, but I can attest that many of Wilcox’s best do return home to raise their families in the same slow-paced, community-oriented way they were raised. Sometimes, it’s family land or family, period, that brings them back, or opportunities for well-paying paper mill or other jobs. Sometimes, it’s just the call of home that brings folks back.

And, even for folks like me, who just adopted Wilcox and its people, it’s still like coming home. Born and raised in Birmingham, one of the prettiest of Southern big cities and where my people have lived since the turn of the last century, I am back living where there are conveniences galore and my family nearby. But I still know and understand the lure of Wilcox and other rural counties, and why on earth people live there, and the answers are not found in statistics but despite them.

Picture of the day:

 

This House top design (Half-log cabin variation) quilt is a
Quilt of Gee's Bend designed by Lillie Mae Pettway in 1965

Song of the day:

Do Re Mi by Woody Guthrie

In this song released about 1940, Guthrie was singing about poor folks trying to find fortune in California back during the dust bowl times. However, the refrain is still so true.

“But believe it or not you won’t find it so hot

If you ain’t got the do re mi.”

Spare me, and Dylan, cries of SELLOUT

As a self-proclaimed expert on Bob Dylan -- who made headlines this week, again, for SELLING OUT, with his two-minute Chrysler Super Bowl commercial -- I declare myself qualified to comment on the non-controversy.  

I admit to being a bona fide Dylan nerd. Ask my family. I probably could qualify as a Dylan expert in a court of law, but this is the court of public opinion, the media, social and otherwise, that tweeted, posted, talked and wrote headlines like:  “Bob Dylan’s Super Bowl commercial draws cries of sellout…”  

I knew Dylan had done a Chrysler commercial for the Super Bowl (and another ad for yogurt featured “I Want You” and a hungry organic-loving bear), but the game was so one-sided and boring that I gave up and got jammied-up with a book before the commercial aired. But, since I’m part of several communities that study, admire and write about Dylan, I saw the commercial the next morning.

I loved it, of course, and posted it on my Facebook timeline. Not a surprise. I was surprised, however, surprisingly, that people still talk about Dylan SELLING OUT.

The commercial featured guitar music and a couple of sung lines from “Things Have Changed,” the Oscar-winning song from the movie, “Wonder Boys,” and one of my top favorites of Dylan’s. When I lost my “big, good” job in 2008, I quoted "Things Have Changed" ad nauseam, in particular:  “People are crazy and times are strange. I’m locked in tight. I’m out of range. I used to care but things have changed.” But, I digress.

In the commercial, Dylan talked (and not Bob Speak but clear as a bell) about America... and cars, dreams and pride, all built in America.  As scenes of the American road, baseball, kids, mothers and children and an auto assembly line flashed by, we saw a few flickers of young Dylan and other American icons. “You can’t import the heart and soul of every man and woman working on the line,” he said. And, “you can fake true cool.” He should know since he has been true cool for a long, long time.

A quick Google search reveals more than a dozen articles, opinion and otherwise, about the Dylan commercial, including from CNN, The New York Post, The Detroit Free Press and Houston Press.  He was criticized for SELLING OUT, for the phrases, “let Germany brew your beer, let Switzerland make your watch, let Asia assemble your phone. We will build your car.”

Okay, some great beer gets brewed in America, so I get that one.  And yes, Chrysler is now owned by Italian company Fiat. Still, the point of the commercial was Detroit and American-made cars, American workers, American pride. “What’s more American than America?”

A few years ago, Eminem did a similar Super Bowl commercial about his hometown of Detroit and I don’t recall a controversy or cries of SELLOUT. But then Slim Shady didn't sing as warm up for Dr. Martin Luther King Jr. or pen “Blowing In The Wind” either.

Dylan’s been accused of SELLING OUT so many times it’s a wonder this one even counts. (Or, to quote Dylan, “my back’s been to the wall so long it seems like it’s stuck. Why don’t you break my heart one more time, just for good luck.” (Summer Days, from Love and Theft album, 2001)

One of his most famous SELLOUTS was when he went electric with “Maggie’s Farm” (and then “Like a Rolling Stone”) at the Newport Folk Festival in 1965. The audience jeered and yelled, and it’s said that Pete Seeger tried to pull the power plug. On the tour that followed, Dylan was met with shouts of “Judas” and boos so often that drummer Levon Helm (Dylan's back-up band would soon be THE BAND) couldn’t take it anymore, quit the tour and went to work on the Louisiana oil rigs instead.

Some called Dylan a SELLOUT when he went country, with “Nashville Skyline” and “John Wesley Harding,” and when he had the nerve to record in Nashville in 1966 for the wonderful “Blonde on Blonde” album.

Others called him a SELLOUT during his Christian phase in the early 1980s. I guess he was SELLING OUT for Jesus, after the Jewish Dylan famously converted to Christianity and recorded and sang only Christian music for several years – albums including “Shot of Love,” “Saved” and “Slow Train Coming” (recorded in Muscle Shoals and producing his only song Grammy, for “Gotta Serve Somebody,” another favorite, the Dylan nerd said.)

   

The SELLOUT lists goes on and on, through a half century of reinventions as the Minnesota native went from young genius folk singer to legendary singer-songwriter with a long list of honors, including a meeting with the Pope, an honorary Pulitzer, and in 2012, the Presidential Medal of Freedom.

Dylan and his music are not new to commercial use. Kodak used “Forever Young” for a TV commercial years ago. I remember it from before I became a Bobcat. 

Just within the last few months, Jeep used his recording of “Motherless Child” as background for a four-wheeling advertisement, and Target used a cover of “Forever Young” in a Christmas ad. He’s been in a Cadillac commercial, and the forever ladies’ man also sang “Love Sick” and appeared in a Victoria’s Secret commercial.

If I’d written only one of his hundreds of masterpiece songs, I’d sell the right to use it, in a minute. I'd have that choice. In fact, sorry, Bob, but I’ve quoted “Forever Young” ("May your hands always be busy. May your feet always be swift. May you have a strong foundation when the winds of changes shift…”) so many times for milestones in the lives of people I love, (and in Facebook happy birthday messages to friends who will get the connection) that I probably owe him some money, too.  But we’re good. I’m pretty sure.

As a writer, who has been paid, to one degree or another, for writing my whole life and who has a 100,000-word novel for sale as we speak, I don’t get the criticisms. It is his work, his music, his art. He can use it and his name and image however he chooses, and for someone in the business a half a century, he’s chosen pretty carefully.

When he put out his Christmas album, “Christmas in the Heart,” in 2009, Dylan chose to give all proceeds to Feeding America (U.S. sales) and internationally, to United Nations’ food programs.  How about that for a SELLOUT.

A final criticism I heard about the Chrysler commercial, and this was more just talk among we Bobcats, that in it, Dylan looked younger than his 72 years. Has he had “work done”? or was it makeup? Who cares?

For an artist with 50 years in the business who tours almost constantly (he and his rocking band will be in Japan in late March into April), he still looks pretty good, still has his curly hair, trim profile and signature silhouette. He puts out a new album every year or so, for a total of 59 albums. So, give him a freaking break.

To me, he’s an American legend, and if he wants to SELL OUT and get paid $5 million to do a TV commercial about America and American-made cars, well then Bob, just don’t think twice, it’s alright.

Song of the day:

Rainy Day Woman #12 & 35, by Bob Dylan (1966, Blonde on Blonde)

“They’ll  stone ya when you’re trying to make a buck

They stone ya, then they say ‘good luck’

…

They’ll stone ya when you’re riding in your car

They’ll stone ya when you’re playing  your guitar

But I would not feel so all alone

Everybody must get stoned.”

Link to Dylan "America" Chrysler commercial

What's our best storm story?

This week when we finally got back into the world, or for some, back to home sweet home, it’s  all we can talk about.  Snow and ice, and what happened to you and yours?

We all have a storm story to tell, even if we just worried and fretted about our someones, whilst home warm and dry.

The irony of my storm story is we didn’t HAVE TO BE THERE – trying to make my Tuesday morning doctor’s appointment. But, the doctor’s office was open, schools weren’t cancelled, and business was as usual and the prediction was for a “light dusting.” Seeing only a few flakes, we took off in the trusty four-wheel drive Chevrolet pick-up truck (my new hero vehicle), confident we’d make it to St. Vincent’s and back just fine and dandy, like molasses candy (as Mac Pardin of Camden fame often says).

But, we didn’t make out fine and dandy, like molasses candy, or any other kind. Rather, even though we cancelled the appointment and aborted the mission about 10 minutes in, we got stuck in traffic moving slower than molasses candy, and it took seven hours to get the few miles back to our home.

On the way, we saw beautiful snow, in flurries rarely seen in Alabama; we saw cars sliding down hills backwards. We saw white-knuckled drivers on all sides (and inside), and we saw lots of people at their best in time of trouble.

We ate some great barbecue at Saw’s in Homewood (after smelling the aroma while sitting in front of the place for about 20 minutes in no-moving traffic). We met a guy there who had Selma and Camden connections. Then, we were on our slow way, trying some back roads, then thinking the interstate would be the best bet and less icy.

Wrong.

On I-65, we saw the mother of slippery traffic jams.  We saw redneck drivers who raced up the side of the static interstate just to turn in and spin tires, blocking everyone else’s possible route.

But ten times more, we saw courtesy, politeness, and good Samaritan-ship breaking out all over. We saw patience in its best and long-lasting form, as we inched up I-65, at about minus-one-mile-an-hour.

We saw businesspeople in suits and heels hoofing it up the interstate, having abandoned their non-4-wheel drive vehicles.  We saw people running out of gas. We saw folks dash from their cars to the snow covered roadsides, where they tipped, slipped and slid down the incline to answer nature’s call. Me, I admit it, answered it in a Styrofoam cup -- sitting, eyes closed and mind trying to transpose myself elsewhere.  TMI?

We offered a ride, our back seat, heat and a half a barbecue sandwich to a man and his 4-year-old daughter, Georgia, who were walking along I-65 after having to abandon their vehicle. We probably moved them forward 50 feet in the nearly stand-still traffic. But it was help, nonetheless, and a pleasure to meet them. They lived about a mile away, off the Alford exit, where cars backed up to what seemed like infinity.

Turns out the dad works with my husband’s cousin, and he knew this one and that one from Selma and Camden, where we made home for many years. There’s always, it seems, a Selma and Camden connection. It is small world; that’s true in crisis and regular days. 

Because traffic just inched as we waited and got to know each other, the man and daughter, warmed and fed, decided to walk the rest of the way. I’m sure, I hope, they were home before we made the Alford exit ourselves. His school teacher wife was spending the night with students at her school, and dad just wanted to get that baby girl home. Their story and our story -- and the stories of all those people in all those vehicles -- were repeated throughout central Alabama, in Atlanta and beyond.

Finally off I-65, at Alford Avenue, we eased toward the backroads, inching onto sparkly white lanes edged with abandoned cars. We saw folks walking in various stages of dress (I don’t know how many times I thought, “Oh man, You need a hat!”). Most walked with steady determination, head down, arms swinging, feet carefully placed.

The whole scene reminded me of some apocalypse movie or one of my Stephen King books (The Stand, maybe), where only a few folks were left wandering a barren landscape. We inched our way through, up and down hills and through tight obstacle courses of cockeyed, snow-spotted Hondas and Kias, Fords and Chevys, decorated with icicles and an occasional note.

Then, almost home, the traffic stopped again, an accident road block on narrow Old Rocky Ridge Road, but we followed a Jeep and another pick-up as they turned right through the back entrance of an apartment complex, and exited on the other end of that logjam.

Finally, we got home, home to a winter wonderland-looking house and stories of family members walking in the snow from abandoned cars, to nieces and nephews stuck at school, to a brother-in-law who spent the night on I-459. Another friend spent the night at a Mexican restaurant. We felt very lucky, and – bonus! – we already had milk and bread.

I don’t know what could have been done differently to avoid the catastrophe that was winter storm Leon in the South, but I think we learned some lessons and a little bit about ourselves.

James Spann, Birmingham’s meteorologist-emeritus, apologized. He owned the bad forecast, and I think that’s big of him. It’s not an exact art, weather forecasting. The governor declared a state emergency for Tuesday, on Monday, but no one of authority (or most of us without it, for that matter) in Birmingham and surrounds thought that meant them (believing that line on the weather map) so there were few school cancellations or business closings. And then, mass exodus and chaos.

Preparedness is a lesson (I hope) we learned. I’ve heard more than one stranded storm survivor talk about their luck at having warm clothes in the car, water, some snacks. Others had just the clothes on their backs.

Being married to a boy scout and having raised one, (and having a Daddy who always said to keep a coat and warm clothes in my usually-third-hand car in the wintertime), we were pretty prepared. We had snacks and supplies.

Still, even though my little SUV – which spent the storm in the garage where it belongs -- has most everything needed on the ice-snow emergency kit list except kitty litter, I am adding to that list of things I’m really going to get to soon in 2014: a fully-functional car ice-snow emergency kit. I already have a list of at-home emergency kit items, but not yet gathered, not compiled. But,I have the list (try http://www.ready.gov/winter-weather).

When weather turns a community upside down, separating families and causing accidents, including fatalities, it changes our perspective. It just proves you never know what’s coming. James Spann didn’t even know. 

Just as the April 2011 tornadoes left us ultra-alert for tornado threats and warnings for months afterward, the snow of January 28, 2014 will likely leave us more aware, less willing to take chances, less trusting of weather forecasts, more willing to allow students and workers to stay home, and, hopefully, be better prepared. At least for a while.

Another thing we learned, maybe the most important of all, is that when push comes to shove and slip comes to slide, we can count on each other.

Most folks showed their best, most helpful and tough-skinned selves. And, that may be the best storm story of them all.

Song of the day:

Shelter from the Storm, Bob Dylan (1974)

Try imagining a place where it’s always safe and warm

“Come in,” she said, “I’ll give you shelter from the storm”

Picture of the day:

 

View from the truck Jan. 28, 2014

Don't let winter blues make you SAD

I have friends who go white knuckled in January as they clinch through the short, dreary days until March – and SPRING to be exact.

They hate the short days, the cold weather, the limited sunshine, gray skies and chapped hands that come with January, February and most of March.  I used to wonder at this hate-the-winter syndrome, but not anymore.  I’m getting more white knuckled every day.

The scientific term for these winter blues is Seasonal Affective Disorder (SAD). That’s appropriate. 

Scientists say usually sufferers of SAD are particularly sensitive to light or the lack of it. They say to replace lost sunlight with artificial light, the earlier in the morning the better. Winter depression may also involve brain chemicals, ions in the air and genetics. They say to take vitamins with D3, and hey, get over it. (They didn’t say that, I did.)

I Googled winter blues and found out that symptoms can mimic signs of other forms of depression:

• Hopelessness
• Increased appetite with weight gain (weight loss is more common with other forms of depression)
• Increased sleep (too little sleep is more common with other forms of depression)
• Less energy and ability to concentrate
• Loss of interest in work or other activities
• Sluggish movements
• Social withdrawal
• Unhappiness and irritability

I’m getting SAD just looking at this list.

My unscientific theory is that it’s just dreary, cold, even in the South, where we rush for bread and milk at the hint of snow flurries. After college football season and the holidays, what’s there to look forward to? The bills from Christmas, fitting into your fat clothes (because of the holidays), tax preparation and knowing it will be weeks until spring (and then it might not really be spring).  The only positive I can think of is (this is for the ladies): you can wear cute boots if you have some.  Winter cons: 111; winter pros: 1.

I’d bet most people’s least favorite months are January and February.  What’s to like? Valentine’s Day is thrown in there, fun when you had a crush in grammar school, but a retailer holiday now that doesn’t help much if you have the frigid funkies. Forgot to buy a card? More chocolate? You spent WHAT for those flowers?

See?

I’m not saying I’ve got these winter blues, at least not a full blown case of them. However, being home most of the time, finding my place in retirement, freelancing and job-seeking land, the cold, the gray, the wind, the fleeting daylight do not help.  It’s just blah, blah, blah, and to top it off, we are having a real winter -- like 20 degree lows for days on end, in Alabama!

At least the mosquitoes will die back, we say to each other. Don’t believe it for a minute.

But, you know, the sun still shines some days, (like it is today, a sunny freezing cold) and an occasional day comes at us like it’s a fall or spring day . When this happens, we sometimes-maybe-winter-blues-sufferers need to run outside and stand in the sunshine. Maybe we should twirl around in circles or dance a dance while we’re at it.

My Elvis calendar tells me we have 56 days until the first day of spring.  Spring begins March 20 this year, as the world turns and tilts and brings the sun back closer to our side of the earth. Thanks for that, and thanks for the days when we can pretend it’s autumn or spring.

In the meantime, stand in the light, some artificial light inside or streaming sunshine if you can find it, and yes, in the light of friends and family, if they’re still speaking to us, after our winter blues.

Song of the day:

Summer Days, by Bob Dylan

“Well, my back has been to the wall for so long, it seems like it’s stuck
Why don’t you break my heart one more time just for good luck….

….Summer days, summer nights are gone
Summer days, summer nights are gone
I know a place where there’s still somethin’ going on”

Picture of the day:

Cardinals in snow, in my backyard,
several years ago.
Bet they don't have the blues.

On learning to win and lose; goodbye 2013

Considering that last time I posted here, I took University of Alabama (aka Bammers) to task about knowing how to lose without violence or threats, and considering that Auburn University (aka Barners) just lost a heartbreaker to Florida State, it’s only fair to note that loss.

We lost, on the biggest stage possible. It was close (which counts in horseshoes and hand grenades), but we lost.  We accept it. We’ll win again, and we’ll  lose again.

As football began in September after we had to cut down the poisoned Auburn oaks and after the disaster of the 2012 football season, we’d never ever would have believed then that we’d beat Bama, win the SEC and compete for the national championship. We are a proud Auburn family and look forward to next year.

We are disappointed but still proud, with no violence that I know of and no Twitter threats to kicker Cody Parkey for the missed field goal attempt. He saved the Tigers many more times than not. I like what Coach (of the year) Gus Malzahn told his team: sometimes you learn more from adversity than from winning.

After the year that was 2013, I know that’s true.

Even with the Tigers’ turnaround season of destiny in 2013, I’ve never been more glad to say goodbye to a year. 2013 began with emergency room visits following son's knee surgery and then staph (10 days to diagnose) and then a blood clot, Nurse Jackie on 24-hour unprepared duty, then two more surgeries before a surgeon change and God’s grace repaired most of the damage to son Will’s knee (see http://jackierwalburnwrites.blogspot.com/2013/03/awakening-from-knee-nightmare.html).

2013 ended with a walking son, a winning team and a list of things to be grateful for and to do better at in 2014.

Never good at resolutions, I’ll instead just promise to one day soon make a to-be-kept list of things I hope to do in 2014, starting with being grateful for making it through 2013 and for the knowledge that it could have been (and always can be) so much worse than what we complain and woe-is-me about.

Someday soon, I’m share my list, including my fiction class’s group resolution to write every day.

I’ll let you know how it’s going with:

• Posting here weekly
• Revising a chapter a day of “Mojo Jones and the Black Bone” (or at least a chapter every other day…);
• Getting on that dusty Total Gym;
• Signing up for that Yoga class;
• Finishing the three paragraphs that was going to be my first short story (or novella/memoir);
• Finding part-time or even full-time work doing what I do;
• Being more patient with everything and everybody;
• Being more grateful for everything and everybody;

       and

• Letting my light shine (brighter).

Stay tuned.

In the meantime, if any of my fellow Auburn fans got above their raising and didn’t handle the loss well (I haven’t seen any evidence of such), then I apologize.

And, to 2013, good riddance. You didn’t break us. We just bent a little.

Welcome to 2014, our clean slate. Anything’s possible. The Auburn Tigers proved that.

Let’s not forget the lessons we learned, the blessings (disguised and otherwise) we received, and the joy of knowing we all get a new day every day.

Song of the day:

You Can’t Always Get What You Want

By The Rolling Stones, (1969) written by Mick Jagger and Keith Richards

“You can’t always get what you want,

But if you try sometimes, well you just might find

You get what you need.”

Picture of the day:

War Eagle sunset at our Wild Kingdom

Lessons in losing, and winning, and not Updyking

The Auburn Family can’t stop smiling. We rewatched the Iron Bowl of all Iron Bowls last night, and yes, we won, again!! Yes, Auburn University fans can’t stop smiling, and, it seems, some in the Bama nation can’t stop Updyking.

Updyking: (verb) Acting like a crazed, destructive Alabama fan.

I thought I made that word up, but not really, because the original updyker, Harvey, has @getupdyked as his Twitter handle. Let’s now pause for full cyber gross out.

Even as I talk about updyking, it’s near impossible to believe anyone I know who is a fan of The University of Alabama – and I know many gracious ones -- would condone or send twitter death threats to kicker Cade Foster, as have been reported (and printed) on the national news. Really? Don’t you think he feels bad enough?

But then, who would have ever thought that some crazed Alabama fan would creep onto the Auburn campus under cover of darkness, armed with the strongest of herbicides to poison oak trees. All because Bama lost a ball game. The game had been at Tuscaloosa, in 2010, the year Auburn got its first national championship since shortly after I was born.

The Toomer’s Oaks are gone; but thankfully, Auburn is an agriculture school, you know, we’re “Barners,” with a forestry and wildlife school and horticulture experts, too. (We’ve got cows, and fisheries, and poultry, too and that raptor center.) We’ll fix it; it’ll take a while, but we’ll replace and nurture the oaks.  Meanwhile, that corner got rolled fine and dandy Saturday night.

Harvey Updike, who in the end served six months, was recently ordered to pay $800,000 in restitution (we’re holding our breath on that one). He’s on probation, surely, (and worst to him, he’s been banned from any Alabama sporting event). He got off easy, we think, and he’s not sorry, apparently. He said he wishes he could poison them again. And, that was before Bama lost the game. 

Read this post, from several days ago:

http://bleacherreport.com/articles/1870000-harvey-updyke-wishes-he-could-kill-toomers-corner-trees-again. Warning: this could make folks on both sides mad.

The Iron Bowl is hyped as the most fierce college rivalry in the country, and it probably is. In Alabama, you know you have to “go for” one or other. But things like poisoning trees and death treats make me wish the Iron Bowl rivalry wasn’t so big, so fierce, so crazy. But it just is.

We hoped, had a feeling, believed we might win this game by another miracle. I’m giving some mystical credit to my daddy, C.H. Romine, who raised me Auburn, helped me graduate from there and wanted to study engineering there, but married Momma, stayed in Birmingham and graduated from Birmingham Southern instead. He died in July and didn’t get to see this miracle season. But then again, maybe he has seen it and – kinda like the angel wings Aubie was wearing -- could have been running in spirit along with Chris Davis on his 109-yard game winning return. It has seemed a season of destiny.

Auburn Coach Gus Malzaln – our Harry Porter-looking coach whom a clever sportswriter compared to Dirty Harry with a play book-- and staff and a crew of young men who believe in the “together” message have brought Auburn back from last year, one of our worst seasons ever. The Auburn family accepted last year’s mess, made adjustments and moved on. 

See, we know how to lose, and yes, we remember how to win. That’s football, college football at its best.  Death threats and poisoning trees are not, and both sides know it.

I know these are a crazy few sore losers and not typical fans. And fans and players have come to Foster’s defense, and rightly so. Wins and losses are team things. But crazy sore losers, they make the team, school, fans, and the state look, well, CRAZY.

Take it from us, folks who know that you can’t win them all. Instead of killing trees or wishing you could kill them again, or threatening kickers, Updykers, closet Updykers and frustrated Alabama fans, please try these tried-and-true reactions to losing:

1.  “There’s always next year.”
2.  “We ran out of time.”
3.  “I’m getting tired of wearing houndstooth, anyway.”
4.  “I’m ready for basketball season. Really.”
5. “I didn’t go to Alabama anyway.”

That’s the spirit!

Postscript: I know this post may bother some Alabama friends. But, to paraphrase Harvey, the Updyker, who said on the “Roll Tide-War Eagle” documentary, where he denied poisoning the trees but said he couldn’t help it: “This is pro-bly gonna make some people mad, but…”

WAR DAMN EAGLE.

Picture of the day:

Don't know origin of this; my cousin reposted it on Facebook. It's a bit smarty-pants. But I couldn't resist. Love Aubie, too.

 Song of the Day: 

Crazy Train

Crazy, but that's how it goes 

Millions of people living as foes 
Maybe it's not too late 
To learn how to love 
And forget how to hate 
.........
I'm going off the rails on a crazy train
I'm going off the rails on a crazy train 
Let's Go! 

--From Crazy Train, written by Ozzy Osbourne, Randy Rhoads and Bob Daisley

ROBOCALLS have mercy please

These days I am at home most of the time – being that I am a retiree-freelance-writer-sometime-job-seeker-revising-author-household-manager-recovering-reporter-corporate-communications-spinner. (Note: My identity crisis may be a future post topic.)

As a result, I have developed a hate-hate relationship with ROBOCALLS.  You know, those recorded calls that call and call again. All day long, they call. No relief on weekends either.

It doesn’t matter if you are on the “do not call” registry. We are.  Robocalls don’t apply, in general, and they can find you and call you as often as they like.

I just counted, and of the 30 calls showing on the caller ID system today, half of them are robocalls. Have Mercy.

The dictionary defines robocall as:

ro·bo·call

ˈrōbōˌkôl/

noun

plural noun: robocalls

1.    an automated telephone call that delivers a recorded message, typically on behalf of a political party or telemarketing company.

Another on-line dictionary defines a robocall as a telephone call that uses a computerized autodialer to deliver a pre-recorded message without human intervention.

Originating in the early 1990s in politics (IT FIGURES), the robocall today is also used by commercial businesses and telemarkers, and I believe, a bunch of scammers. And, really bottom line, robocalls are annoying as heck, and I’ve found no sure way to avoid them.

I share some of my avoidance tactics below, but so far, it’s ROBOCALLS: 100, JACKIE: 0.

Some tactics I’ve tried:

1. Letting your phone ring until they give up and/or you get a robocall voice mail.

2. Pushing the answer button and then the end button in a super-duper fast hang up. That’ll show ‘em.

3.   My oft-used useless response of answering and yelling into the phone “STOP CALLING ME!”  Then I hang up. That’ll really show ‘em.

4. Adding the oft-calling numbers to your blocked calls list if your phone service provides this service. However, calls from the same robocall fiend come from varying numbers, so that’s not a solution either; and blocked calls are limited to 20, at least with AT&T.

Something I haven’t tried – recommended by a consumer protection attorney on-line – is documenting all your robocalls, including photographing the numbers calling and ID of organization, and then suing. Take ‘em to court. Supposedly people have received up to $1,500 per call after litigation. Yeah buddy. It’s temping, and if ever I would litigate, these annoying calls might be sufficient reason.

According to Wikipedia, the federal Telephone Consumer Protection Act of 1991 (TCPA) regulates automated calls. All robocalls, irrespective of whether they are political in nature, must do two things to be considered legal. Federal law requires all telephone calls using pre-recorded messages to identify who is initiating the calls and include a telephone number or address whereby the initiator can be reached.

I don’t think all my robocallers do that although many have a name and a number if you have caller ID. 

Others are unavailable, private or unknown caller.  I rarely listen to the whole spiel but when I have, some will ask you to select 1 to talk to a person. I’ve gone that route a couple of times, and shouted at the person my comeback of “STOP CALLING ME!”  and THEY hung up on me (turnabout fair play, I suppose).

And, each day, there are more, not fewer, robocalls.

NO wonder. When I Googled robocalls, half the items are advertisements for robocall dialing equipment and services.

“Lowest rate robocalls!”

“Easy robocalling system!”

“Send Millions of Automated calls; pay 7/10^ths of a Penny Per Minute!”

Jeez.  They are advertising something that we’re not really sure is really totally legal, AND we know is absolutely annoying. And, you have to wonder, is this a legit business marketing plan? Robocalls?  How effective? I’d never do business with anyone or organization or business that uses this outreach tactic. Would you?

Just of kicks, here are examples of the robocalls we get, daily, repeatedly.

“DID YOU KNOW THAT THE FBI REPORTS THAT A HOME IS BROKEN INTO EVERY 5 MINUTES?”

 “CONGRATUATIONS!  YOU ‘VE WON A FREE CRUISE TO THE BAHAMAS!!!”

“THIS IS YOUR FINAL CALL ABOUT  LOWERING THE INTEREST RATE ON YOUR CREDIT CARD.”  Repeated final call at least 100 times.

“ATTENTION SENIOR CITIZEN.” (That’s enough to make me hang up).

I’m not a senior citizen (well, maybe AARP says I am, and I’ll take that senior discount).  I DON’T care what the FBI says, and I wouldn’t take your supposedly free cruise if you paid me.

I just want to go back to the time when hearing your home phone ring meant that someone you know is calling you, with good news or just to say Hi. It’s a PERSON who you probably DO want to talk to on the other end of the line. It could be someone exciting calling or even that crazy friend of yours.  Anyone, please, except a robot.

Quote of the day/song of the day:

"People are crazy and times are strange. "

Things Have Changed, Bob Dylan.

Picture of the day:

In honor of my Auburn Tigers beating Texas A&M in fine fashion last week, here's a War Eagle sunset, with a Rising Moon (My Indian name) at Pine Barren Creek.